hello everybody!!! its me.. namira.. and its time for another one of NAMIRA’S BORING ENTRIES… good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of NAMIRA’S BORING ENTRIES.. today, our star girl, namira nasir, is going to tell you about an idea she has for her future!!! So get ready your pillows and find a comfortable position because we’re starting!!
But first, a word from our critics. read their comments!!! they are more interesting!
‘A bedtime story hit!!’ – Lee Kum Kee Oyster Sauce and Co.
‘It will sure sing you to sleep!!’- Bonjour Bread Industries
‘Two thumbs up for Namira Nasir! Her words are like sleeping pills!!’ –Harmuni Rice Brands.
‘I’ve taught you well Namira! Well done. Continue on my impressing stride! Bore your readers’ heads off!’ –Ms Nancy Ng, Pasir Ris Crest Secondary School.
Ok, if you are looking at this page and saying, ‘What is wrong with this girl?’ I have just found out that you need and IQ of -2 and below to understand what the hell I’m saying. It’s true. Just look at who is writing this blog. IQ of -2. So if you don’t understand me, its normal. I get it. Ok, shut up namira. Youre making a joke out of yourself.
Ok people, enough of the funny stuff. I seriously struck by an idea. I saw this advertisement on a taxi and it just occurred to me. I should get a holiday job. Ok, maybe it’s a longshot because it’s just February but I must get one. And its not like I haven’t been thinking about it. I honestly have! That day, me and mary were talking(name me one day we weren’t talking honestly,) and we were talking about how we should get jobs. And how we would go for shopping sprees after we got our paychecks!!! It was totally awesome. So, I think we should do it. ok mary?
But the bad side is, my parents don’t let me work because they think im too young. Since when is 15 young? When you’re not I guess. I guess I understand how they bluntly rejected my idea of working with a straight, ‘ What if you come home late?’ What does it matter? THE curfew doesn’t matter. It’s the experience. Refrences. The money. The shopping spree.
Then my parents said how the company that may hire me or other teenagers can get sued. Well, sod it. They sue the company not me. Who cares if the police summon Mcdonald’s? Or other stores that illegally hire teenagers. So what me and my sister thought of is, Ill work at the police station. In the end, they have to sue themselves!!! SO FUNNY!!!