What do I want for my birthday?
Monday, July 28, 2008/5:28 PM
You know, my mom keeps asking me what I want for my birthday. And I seriously have no idea. AT ALL. I just want everything a teenager would want. Good grades. I know it's sort of stupid but I seriously want reaaaaally good grades for my O'levels. Oh well. I have to work for it I guess. Just like any other kid. Bugger.

Okay so here are some of the weird things I want:

1) To be in charge of the transportation system in Malaysia.
2) To have the ability to control people's minds.
3) To make the IKEA restraunt Halal.
4) To own Maersk Sealand, Hollywood and the Internet.(youtube and yahoo)
5) Johnny Depp.
6) I want to invent something that will change the world or a cure for aids.
7) I want to be the Ambassador of MTV and Banana Republic.
8) I want to talk to these people:
1. Lee Kuan Yew
2. Bill Gates
3. Johnny Depp
4. The person who invented sarcasm.
5. My late grandfather.
9) I want really good grades for my O'levels.
10) I still want a boyfriend.

yes yes.
Stop calling me desperate. I'm being honest.

oh yes. I also need twilight, new moon and eclipse.
So anyone who wants to buy for me, go ahead.
haha. joking joking.
maybe I can ask my mommy to buy.

wooh great idea.

this is my last blog post as a teenager who cannot have sex legally yet. but just a couple of hours. haha. I'm JOKING. I don't want to get laid.




yet.

self-proclamation.
My life is not a fascination worth the scrutiny of those who watch over me. Yet, I live amongst thin air and sparkling personalities. I am an avid fan of the KoreanPop scene. So bring me to the number thirteen.

read my lips.

they're watching.

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